Britney is f-ing huge!

Run, don't walk to your supermarket, and look at the latest celebrity-rags, people, intouch, whatever, just any of them will do, and check her out! I love looking at Britney, I really do, but now its for a new and less healthy reason.

First, let's talk about pretty pretty Britney pants.
She was (and actually still is) pretty hot. I don't think I have ever actually heard her sing, I believe she is some kind of singer, but when I see her on TV, I just turn off the sound and watch her bounce around. But it makes me, and probably all the slightly overweight women everywhere extremely happy to see pretty pretty britney pants having to wear long skirts and cowboy boots so nobody will see her legs!

Why do I care? I don't, this post is really just for my readers, I know you all (both) eat this up.

Oh yeah- rumor has it that PPBP is going to give birth in a tub of KABALA WATER! Am I the only person in the country who has read the Pentateuch? Britney's gaping hole pushing out a baby in a tub of $15,000 holy water - that's about as Kosher as a bacon cheeseburger on Passover.

Traditionally, only men over 40 were even allowed to study kabala. (I haven't verified that, but my jewish ex-girlfriend Shira said that once.)

Famous people with lots of money often join stupid cults, it lets the cult sell red yarn and tap water at outrageous prices, and it proves once again that just because you ride around Manhattan in the back of a limo, it doesn't mean you aren't retarded.

Something light

Today's NY daily news reports a woman filed a complaint against her doctor because he advised her to lose weight. Wow, that sounds ludicrous.

Bennett also told the 5-foot-7, 250-pound woman that she was statistically likely to outlive her also-obese husband and that she would have a hard time finding a new man as a fat woman. "I talked to an obese patient, told her the truth, she was offended," Bennett told NBC's "Today" show yesterday.

You're kidding right? At which class in harvard did they cover 'bedside manner?'
Seriously, imagine that conversation, what is the polite way to say that?
"You know, you're probably going to outlive your fat-ass husband, and you won't be able to find another one unless you lose some weight."

I don't think this woman's dating future is really anything that needs brought at a medical exam, and while she will probably be ridiculed in the press, I think her complaint was justified. Sure, you can advise your patient to lose weight, but do you have to be a dick? And who's to say she'll have trouble finding another man if she wants to? Jeez.

I know I havent posted in a week, I have been working on a website for a community newspaper here in columbus, I am not telling you where it is yet because it's not 100% done, so just wait, you'll be seeing me on google news before you know it.