Here's another picture of a pretty girl. (and some other stuff)

Kate Winslet. There's a nice looker for you.

A lot has happened since I last talked at you, let's review-

Britney and K-Fed split -Britney keeps all the money
Oh- and just for spite, she gave away pics of the new kid for free so he can't sell them. I wonder what it's like to marry someone, be so hot for him that you blow him on your balcony with the paparazzi watching, have 2 children with him, then decide that you hate him, and try to hurt him any way you can. I've never been able to love a person one day then hate them the next.

Or ever, for that matter.

Google May Help Doctors Diagnose Maladies

So let me get this straight, you trained for a decade, read the medical journals, go to conferences, and you are using Google to tell me what's wrong? Great.

Rumsfeld To Be Charged For Prison Abuse

Don't get excited, comrades. The charges will be brought in a German court. (if they're brought at all) I don't think Rummy has much to worry about. The charges come up now because he resigned Wednesday. The precedent in this kind of case has been that the minister has a kind of immunity from prosecution while he's still in office.

An American cabinet secretary formally charged with crimes against humanity in a criminal court... I bet Henry Kissinger needs a fresh set of drawers right about now.

MI5 chief says agency tracking 30 terror plots

Oh bugger! 1600 people, 30 separate plots "that we know of," What is it about Britain that makes their population so eager to join al-qaeda? I've been reading a lot about the British problem, most of these people are 2nd or 3rd generation immigrants. In America, 2nd-generation immigrants seem more worried about their SAT scores than jihad. And 3rd generation immigrants act just like everybody else.

Israel 'could launch Iran strike'

Well, lets hope not. With any luck, the Russians will abandon their little Iran project in favor of membership in the WTO.

Oh, I almost forgot-