Because it's the only way to make you read

Yeah, she used to be sooo easy on the eyes.

Now she's married to some greasy slob who needs to have a babysitter.

It's somehow satisfying seeing Britney hit the wall at 24.

As her looks fade, we all feel better about ourselves. When the police come to her house to check on the kids, we feel like great parents.

Poor Britney...

You can come stay with me if you need to.