A formula that works

Jennifer Tilly, wow.

You know, I think it's the annoying voice that really puts me over the top for this girl. She's old enough to be my um, sister, but wowiee. I saw an old interview she did on the Jon Stewart show and I remembered how much I dig looking at her. And she's charming too. And she doesn't really mind getting naked.

So whats going on in the world today...

Bush signs bill to build border fence to stop Mexicans

Get real. There will be no fence. You may not realize this, but more than a few Mexicans own wire-cutters, rendering a fence quite useless, I'm afraid. The gummint will use whatever money they get from this to pay off some Texas business interests, build a "virtual fence" and declare victory. Why bother? where would we be without Mexicans? We would have no Cinco de Mayo, no cheap mexican restaurants and no low riders. America would be a lot less colorful. Come on over, Mexicans, just do me a favor and stop taking such low wages, it makes it a little rough for the rest of us. Solidarity brothers! I have more in common with the average "illegal alien" (or whatever we're calling them now) than with the ruling classes of either country. Lets work together, shall we?

For now, modest sanctions eyed for Iran

For later, Israeli airstrike in the offing.

I once had to dumb down a newsletter headline at work that used the phrase "in the offing" because my boss didn't know what it meant.

On top of that, she was niggardly with my salary.

NJ gay marriage decision boost to "values voters"

Values?

I presided at a gay wedding ceremony last summer. Unfortunately, the state of Ohio did not recognize the union. The two men are still quite happy together, but since they're not legally married, they run into little problems like not being able to buy a house together, or share insurance, or visit each other at the hospital. I don't think it would hurt our country too much to give them the same consideration other married couples get, would it?


‘I believed Madonna would bring my son back’

I don't care how rich you are, you're not allowed to buy them anymore!