Hit the baby (one more time)

Britney is delivered. She pussed out (so to speak) on the kabala-water-birth, and went for a c-section-and-tummy-tuck/liposuction on Wednesday. My (due-date-monday) wife is pissed. Now I have to send back all the damn kabala water and schedule the surgeon.

Speculation on the new trailer park prince's name:
Stuff.co.nz reports:

On Wednesday, Britney Spears, 23, and her husband Kevin Federline, 27, became parents to a baby boy who will probably be called Sean Preston Spears Federline, or maybe London, according to random speculation by the world's media.

Since it's still just random speculation, I suggest Tomato. It's fruity, like Apple, but can be shortened to Tom when he has to go to the trailer park to visit grandma.

There are a lot of people who revel in Britney's extra weight, such as Electric New Paper

But now that the pregnancy is over, a hard slog lies ahead if she is to reclaim her place in showbiz royalty.

In the run-up to the birth, speculation about her career was rife amid a torrent of unflattering photos in the tabloids.

For many, chubby Britney seemed to be doing her best imitation of a beached whale. The Toxic singer was reported to have gained 23kg during her pregnancy (the average weight gain during pregnancy is 11 to 15kg).

Then they link to this picture --->

to show how fat she is. WTF??? I know I have seen that little heiffer a lot bigger than that.

And Sify has the brat's horoscope up, providing us with insights such as:

According to his birth-chart, with his moon being in Aquarius, he will have a natural flair for radio and television, and will have plenty of money

Lots of money? Wow, you're really going out on a limb there.

The thing that is most disturbing, and I think explains a lot about why the rest of the world hates America is this- these posts come from all over the world.

It's official. Britney is the public face of the USA.