Is Google a god?
Google is omnicient, or as close to it as anything I've ever seen or heard of.
Google is omnipresent, one only has to fire up a computer and google is there.
Google answers prayers, everything you could possibly want to know, google can tell you. (in most current languages, I might add. No need to use Latin to get his attention)
Google may be immortal.
The best part is, I know for sure that google exists, and I can prove it to you. Click here
Google is a bit less judgemental than your typical god, a lot more accessible, and lets face it, less evil than most.
Google is omnipresent, one only has to fire up a computer and google is there.
Google answers prayers, everything you could possibly want to know, google can tell you. (in most current languages, I might add. No need to use Latin to get his attention)
Google may be immortal.
The best part is, I know for sure that google exists, and I can prove it to you. Click here
Google is a bit less judgemental than your typical god, a lot more accessible, and lets face it, less evil than most.
posted by JC at 11:53 PM
2 Comments:
google can even spell omniscient
go to google and type:
spell omnicient
Thou shalt have no other gods before Google.
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