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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Bourbon is for Republicans, Gin is or Democrats

Bourbon drinkers are more likely to be Republicans; gin is a Democratic drink. Military history buffs are likely to be social conservatives. Volvos are preferred by Democrats; Ford and Chevy owners are more likely Republican. Phone customers who have call waiting lean heavily Republican.
First off, that list is total B.S. I have had Fords, Chevys, Oldsmobiles, Kias and Volkswagens and nobody I know owns a Volvo. And call waiting? Does that mean Republicans are bigger gossips? Or do they just have an easier time shelling out the extra 5 bucks a month?

When it comes to Bourbon vs Gin, well you may have something there, what's Bourbon? Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, what's Gin? Something you mix with vermouth. Ok, so I have to know, if anybody is out there, you don't have to say who you are, just answer one question:

Gin or Bourbon?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neither. I am afraid that I have no place in either bottle. I think of myself as more of a champagne socialist. Neither the Reps nor the Dems are cultured enough for my fine taste. Bollinger, anyone?

Mon Jul 25, 12:45:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vodka obviously indicates a preference for anarcho-syndicalism.
Myself, Bolly Bolshevik darling,

Mon Jul 25, 10:08:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gin and tonic baby, its good for you!

Wed Jul 27, 10:52:00 PM EDT  

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