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Friday, February 17, 2006

schlattwhapper

Schlattwhapper, n.:
The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. I thought that was the sound that your (not my) ass cheeks made in the aftermath of a fart.

How mistaken I was. Thank you for correcting me.

Fri Feb 17, 01:00:00 PM EST  
Blogger JC said...

That is disgusting. Once again, you live up to your name.

Are you trying to get us boycotted by the amerian family association?

Sat Feb 18, 02:34:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just doin' my job, babe.

Sat Feb 18, 09:51:00 AM EST  

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